Short And Funny Jokes

1. 3 drunk guys entered a taxi . The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started engine and turn it off. Then said we have reached your destination. The Ist guy gave him money , the 2nd said Thank you .. The 3rd guy slapped him.. The driver was shocked thinking that 3rd drunk knew what he did.. But then he asked 'what was that for'. 3rd guy replied " control your speed next time you nearly killed us ".
2.  I saw a child licking ice cream. I snatched it from her hand and started having it. Her mom came running and said,"You immature brat". I replied,"Im a child at heart". Then she slapped me and snatched the ice cream and went.. Did I deserve a slap? I was just a child at heart..
3. A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day". The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. "And you, Susie? " the teacher asks. Susie says "I wanna be Johnny's bitch.